Coffee Helps Teen Make Straight A's!!

My son, Jacob, is in the eigth grade and recently began drinking coffee. Before a few months ago, he wouldn't even try it, no matter how I disguised it with milk and sugar.

He has always made very good grades, almost always four or five A's and two or three B's. Well, his latest report card showed all A's, and I can't help thinking the coffee helped him. He never drank it before the last few months. He starts drinking coffee and his grades improve dramatically!

I'm convinced it's the coffee. When asked if the coffee had anything to do with his straight A's, Jacob replied, "No, because I don't drink very much coffee. It's probably because I've been studying harder lately."

He's just bragging. He doesn't study much and I still think it's the coffee.

Robert